"Dude are you serious? Did you forget to put ur contacts in this morning? She is so big I think she could eat you, like just open up and swallow you whole, not that she open up and swallow anyways if you asked her probably. And thats definately a badonkadont if i ever saw one. There are seriously some semi's with less junk in their trunk!"
"Damn man what was I thinking?"
"You were probably just craving an entire butterball turkey all at once."
Guy 2: That's my mother.
Guy 1: ..............