1. Noun. An individual that acts in an inexplicable and hypocritical manner due to simultaneously holding contradictory beliefs that have mind-raped said individual into a state of complete irrationality. Example: "The badoink, having professed his genuine love for his lost brother and shed blood in his name, attacked said brother after fortuitously reuniting with him."
2. Verb. To act in an inexplicable and hypocritical manner due to simultaneously-held contradictory beliefs mind-raping one into a state of complete irrationality. Example: "The ninja professed his hatred for those who slaughtered his family unjustly, proclaimed his desire to do the same to all others, and proceeded to badoink."
I don't know that guy anymore. He badoinked all over the place.