An ugly vagina, resembling a saturday night lamb donner kebab. With mayo
Mate, she has got hell of a badly packed kebab!
by HUGEBALLS&sexylegs1 April 07, 2011
Discription of female genitalia. Specifically where the labia majora protrude to some degree.
She was a right munter. She had a fanny like a badly-packed-kebab
by FatBob May 15, 2003
BADLY PACKED KEBAB - a vulgar (but still excellent) term for the female genitalia.
by king simmo October 16, 2003
A slack set of Beef Curtains
Shit! U gunna serve Chilli sauce with that badly packed kebab?
by JoeyThePerv May 24, 2007