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3.
A slack set of Beef Curtains
Shit! U gunna serve Chilli sauce with that badly packed kebab?
by JoeyThePerv May 24, 2007
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1.
Discription of female genitalia. Specifically where the labia majora protrude to some degree.
She was a right munter. She had a fanny like a badly-packed-kebab
by FatBob May 15, 2003
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2.
BADLY PACKED KEBAB - a vulgar (but still excellent) term for the female genitalia.

by king simmo October 16, 2003
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4.
A vagina which looks fucking foul with dangly pissflaps and stinks like fuck.
Oh mate, she had a minge like a badly packed kebab..
by M Chantler October 20, 2006
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5.
An ugly vagina, resembling a saturday night lamb donner kebab. With mayo
Mate, she has got hell of a badly packed kebab!
by HUGEBALLS&sexylegs1 April 07, 2011
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