When your mates whimp out, go home and decide they've had enough and slope-off home - they have one of these. The only visible symptom is a moist crotch.
A more intense, infectious and specialised condition, worse than mangina - found only in men.
Anyone who suffers from this condition is more likely to have a bromace or be your gayest best friend
Stephen needed some napkins to dry up the mess leaking from his badgyvagy
Alastair didn't go to the pub as his badgyvagy hurt