(when lost and trying to locate friends back at campsite) "Badger?"
Badgerbadgerbadgerbadger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM
ARGH SNAKE ARGH SNAKE
SNAAAAAAKE A SNAAAAAAKE AAAAARGH IT'S A SNAAAAAAKE
Badgers have a stripe on the forehead, Beavers or Pussy are parted with a pink stripe i.e. the labia or pussy lips.
One can also go badger baiting!
Or, "I fancy going badger baiting tonite."