for guys, women are bad news. for girls, anything cool is bad news. Fuck dem bitches yall.
girls, heroin, strokers at parties, gunshot wounds
by richard February 26, 2004
City of Newport News, Virginia... locally known as Bad News in the hood. Other city slang names include P-town (Portsmouth, Va) Va Beach (Virginia Beach, Va) and Ham-town (Hampton, Virginia)
"Wuz good?"
"Nutin', chillin' in Bad News."
by Orienos February 23, 2005
Something I'm afraid I've got some
I'M AFRAID I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS! *bangs gavel on podium.
by proudtobeanamerican August 22, 2014
(n.) a shit, according to our late grandmother
"Do you have to go tinkle or bad news?"
by groganita November 24, 2011
Any problems that guys may have in any way with excreteing feces. A synonym for IBS, diareah, gigantic shits, and anything that doesnt end up in the toilet. Something that girls are rarely obsrved discussing.
Person one: Dude thaes laxitices were bad news.
Person two: Ohh! did you shit your pants?
Person one: Nah, but while I was in there this fool did some bad news in the urinal.
Person two: Wow!!!!
Person one: Relax dude, I got a picture.
by bathroom guy May 21, 2008
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of Bad News, which obeys its own special laws.
The Hingefreel people of Arkintoofle Minor did try to build spaceships that were powered by Bad New but they didn't work particularly well and were so extremely unwelcome whenever they arrive anywhere that there wasn't really any point in being there.
by Downstrike May 20, 2004
Anyone who brings a lot of never ending trouble into your life
You should dump your junkie girl (or boy) friend, they're bad news. Or don't even let him in the house, he's bad news.
by tvod November 14, 2014

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