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Melon that has been used previously for sexual purposes, usually a deep hole is visible for deviant practices.
Jacob: *searches through fridge* " Hey a melon!"
Josh: " Shit, no don't eat that, that's bad melon!"
by J-Pacey January 27, 2008
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Just something that is generally bad/devastating.
Or something is just generally unlucky.
Mike: Where were you?
John: O I was ill.
Mike: Man.. thats Bad Melon it was a good night
by Harrison Edwards May 05, 2008
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