Alcoholic white trash from MySpace, who holds the record for the most deleted person on MySpace, with over 25 and counting. She lives in New Jersey, was a former pole dancer (but had to quit when the customers kept yelling "put it on, put it on!!") and now spends her days on both MySpace and her eponymous website, badmouthing people she has never met.
Bad Lisa broadcasts about 30-40 bulletins a day (because she is chronically unemployed) threatening various people on MySpace, taking it so seriously, she plans vengeance of various kinds in blogs which she sets to private (although her "friends" frequently betray her and report her to MySpace for terms of service violations). She imagines people she never met as her enemies that have to be bought down and humbled.
Bad Lisa usually has 1000s of backup profiles because her life is so meaningless, even with small children that she raises by herself, that MySpace and her blog talk radio are about all she has going for her. She has no money. Her "friends" are all from the Internet. She has "bitch" tattooed on her saggy breasts. Her hair is over-processed. Her skin is lizard like and melanomas ridden.
Her "talents" lie in mockery of a perceived MySpace user's identification name, or Photoshopping a default of that enemy in unflattering imagery. That is because Bad Lisa is ugly even without Photoshop tweaking.
Her blog talk radio shows are exercises in alcoholism run amuck, because she is so plastered during the broadcasts only a few words are somewhat audible. In her shows, she denounces people and threatens people with violence even though she has a criminal record and can ill afford to threaten people.
In short, Bad Lisa is a drunk, a former criminal, a failed pole dancer, a MySpace nobody, who is followed by the most hated drek in Internet history, and is destined to die of cirhosis of the liver if she doesn't do the world a favor and commits suicide.
Bad Lisa is the most hated woman on MySpace. More people have blocked her than even weak chinned rabble rouser ericbrooks.com.
Bad Lisa is about as low down the food chain as some rodents.
Bad Lisa? Her default is a pair of shapeless scrawny chicken legs in cheap, plastic looking, beat up pumps she bought from GoodWill.
"Oh my God, some Bad Lisa ran down my leg after a bad chilupe at Taco Bell!!!"
"Oh man! What's that smell? Who fucking Bad Lisa'ed and can someone get some Lysol?"
While many believe her to be alcoholic white trash, she is actually an Armenian meth addict, and has been known to post unrequested pictures of her matted chest hair as irrefutable proof.
She is also a black man named Lou. When you see her, you will shit bricks.
Bad Lisa (Lou) holds the record for the second most deleted person on MySpace, second only to MANtana who is rumored to have been deleted over 9000 times. MANtana is also rumored to have over 9000 penises, and they are all raping children.
A statistical curiosity, Bad Lisa is the primary cause of An Hero among indigent men on the east coast... usually upon discovering that her hairy treasure trail leads to a centipede filled vagina.
BAD LISA lives in ur basement, wears a fedora hat in public, was a former pole dancer (but had to quit when the customers complained about the tattoo of Adolph Hitler buttsecksing Jesus on her left breast) and is also rumored to be the one who wrote your name and number on that bathroom wall in New Jersey.
It has also been rumored that Ceiling Cat coughs up hairball abortions whenever it watches Bad Lisa masturbate, but these rumors cannot be confirmed as Ceiling Cat is currently watching you masturbate.
Bad Lisa broadcasts over 9000 bulletins of black cock, partial unbirth pron, and hentai rape videos a day while threatening various people on Myspace, taking it seriously because everyone knows the internet is SeRius fuCk1ng bIzn3ss.
There are some people who don't...