victim: Good. im happy you never lie.
Bad Best Friend: yup. BFF!
LATER THAT WEEK
lalala *goes to website to see stuff*
victim: HUH?! what are you doing?
Bad Best Friend: nothin.
victim: Oh OK! then i must be retarded cause it looks like your talking about me to her! and THAT CREEPER!
Bad Best Friend: oh well i didnt do thatt. myy bad.
victim; SHUT UP YOU STUPID WHORE LIAR!
NO MORE BEST FRIENDS FOREVER BITCH!