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1.
1. When you wake up from a long night of drinking and sweating, and your penis is covered in dick grease.

2. Your dick meat looks like it has the same texture as bacon.
You bacon dick mother fucker.
by Jemnon February 09, 2012
 
2.
(bey-kuhn dik)
noun
1. A penis made of bacon.
2. The life practice of engaging in open dialog, questioning, and contortion sessions with focus on accessing sublime spiritual, intellectual, and bodily fulfillment in the everyday.
When the cat's away, the mice will talk about bacon dick.
by Hot Hamwater November 13, 2011
 
3.
When you eat too much fatty and cholesterol-y foods and you have erectile dysfunction as a result.
Susan- OMG you have such a bacon dick!
by raziel bloodfang November 06, 2010