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29.
1. Noun. Usually meat from the back and sides of a hog salted and dried or smoked; usually sliced thin and fried. Also associated with manliness.

2. Adjective. Used to describe something that is awesome, much in the same way as 'epic'.
1. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.. Baaaacccooonn.... *drool*
2. Pizza wrapped in Bacon? That is totally Bacon.
by funnyjunk.com May 24, 2010
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30.
1.) synonym for "love"
2.) another way expressing one's love without actually saying it
Girl: "I bacon you!"
Guy: "I bacon you more!!"
by Dominic20072007 August 04, 2009
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31.
Facts about Bacon:
1. Bacon is used to describe an undercover NARC. But in real life, bacon is better than that.
2. Why slaughtering pigs is awesome.
3. 50% trans fat, 107% awesome.
4. Supposed to be eaten at breakfast, but works everywhere in between.
5. What do soy bacon, turkey bacon, and Mega Blox have in common? They can't even come close to their competition.
1. Smells like bacon, rookie.
2. I want bacon. Get the axe.
3. Bacon comes from descendants of Chuck Norrus.
4.BLT, Bacon Sandwich, Bacon Watch, Bacon car fresheners, Bacon Salad, Bean and Bacon Soup by Campbell's.
5. This is like food for the Prius. Bacon is food for the Ferrari
by Baconation June 13, 2009
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32.
A food product that is, in fact, good for you.
"Lemme tell you something. Bacon is good for me!"
by bb989 October 20, 2009
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33.
a derrogitory term for police officers in general.
i smell bacon
i smell greese
i smell (insert) city police!
by dominizzle December 02, 2007
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34.
a guy that you find hot or crushable or even just a guy you might possibly think your attracted to. Each guy is a separate piece of bacon
Salley: I think I met a guy!

Mary: Ohhh! Bacon?
by harrypotterishotter September 05, 2011
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Jesus Christ was born from the Virgin Mary. When he was a young boy, he was contacted by God and notified that he was the Son of God. In order to impress his father, he strived to have a book written about him. He was kind, generous, polite, and courteous to everyone he met, but this just wasn't good enough to inspire a biography. So one day, Jesus was baking bread to feed some local villagers who had no food. While Jesus was turned away from his oven, God zapped the bread, instantly turning it into enough bacon to feed Jesus' entire village. Until that day, bacon was a food that was only available in Heaven. However, mortals did not know of the existence of bacon, as many would have committed suicide in an attempt to get it. When Jesus took the bacon out of his oven, the smell instantly attracted anyone within a 10-mile radius. Jesus' house was almost instantly crowded with people, including, to his good fortune, some authors. The authors, immediately after tasting the bacon, said that they would write a whole book about him, and that one day he would be revered as the messiah of an entire religion. He didn't believe them at the time, but his skepticism was later adjourned. Everyone who tasted the bacon that was not an author became one of Jesus' followers, now known as Christians. Don't believe the farmer's lies....This is how bacon came to earth.
Hard Working Husband: What are you cooking woman?

Submissive Wife: Just some bacon Your Lordship

Hard Working Husband: JESUS CHRIST! BACON! THAT STUFF IS GODLY!!!
by Addiego April 26, 2010
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