meat product consumed by millions of people worldwide. Very fatty and unhealthy, but delicious. Referenced incessantly on T-Shirts modeled on urbandictionary.com. For example...BACON MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER and YOU HAD ME AT BACON. Stupidest looking shirts I have seen in a while. Nobody I know gets it, and can't imagine they are selling too well
Me: Those stupid bacon tees keep popping up on the side of the screen while I am entertaining myself on urbandictionary.com. I really wish there weren't so many stupid banner ads on this website.

Kelly: Yeah I know, but what are you gonna do? They are stupid though
by Hoodsbie Saunders January 10, 2010
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the police
other slang: pigs, fuzz
Blue: What you need, homey?
Jake: Crack. about 20 bucks worth.
Blue: Crack?! Smells like bacon in this muthafucka! What I look like, a sucka to you, nigga? Fuck you, rookie.
by teh pwnerer November 28, 2004
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Bob: Hey, Sorry your mom died.

Steve: It's fine, I ate some bacon.
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I smell bacon.Run mutha fucka RUN!!!
by Emily November 29, 2003
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1)Pretty much the coolest word ever invented by god
2)Can be used as a noun, adjective, adverb, verb, and pronoun

2)Holy Bacon!!

Stop being such a Bacon!!

Your a Bacon butt!!!


On a scale to 1 to 10..... sweet bacon! (will also except what the bacon)
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The most beautiful of all meats. Its perfection is to such a degree that in Dante's "Divine Comedy", the highest level of heaven was described as being made from bacon.

According to numerous ancient texts, bacon is the divine force that prevents Chaos from destroying the universe. The primal gods needed food to supply them with the energy to create everything, and that food was bacon.

Nowadays, bacon can be prepared in numerous ways:
1) Fried
2) Raw (not recommended)
3) Smoked
4) Baked (like fried, but not greasy)
5) Caramelized (sugary bliss)
6) Covered in chocolate
7) Supplemented with lesser foods (as in filet mignon)
8) Milkshakes, ice creams, etc.

Essentially, bacon is the ambrosia of all foods. Without, mankind would descend into darkness and perish. To prevent this, bacon should be consumed once a week AT MINIMUM. Else, dire consequences would ensue.

There is a special place in Hell for those who despise bacon.
A) The true reason that the Romans destroyed Jerusalem in the late 1st century CE was that the Jewish people refused to accept the Romans' gift of divine bacon.

B) "When you can't have sex, have bacon. When you can't have bacon, cry." -Every sane human. Ever.

C) Bacon is to meats as badonkadonk is to female anatomy.
by BarryGoldwater November 06, 2012
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GUY- i want some heaven
GUY 2- here ya go(hands bacon)
GUY- thanks
by Baconator542542 April 06, 2010
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