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Person 1: Did you see his wallet?

Person 2: Yeah, that's a lot of bacon!
by CoolDude 1 August 20, 2016
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n. Delicious strips of juicy, pork heaven. Served often at breakfast with eggs, but perfectly good served alone and at any time of day.
Joe: "There are only two kinds of people in this world, those who love bacon..."

John: "...and those who love bacon but won't admit it."
by Joe Saylor July 19, 2006
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The cure for vegeterianism.
When she decided to become a vegetarian, the doctor prescribed lots and lots of bacon.
by Alien Blender May 21, 2008
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1.quite possibly the greatest thing ever conceived by mankind and is frequently called the tastiest thing around
it can be eaten (devoured) with everything
and in some cultures is used as a mating ritual
"the only reason i get up the morning and go to sleep at night is bacon"
by JewC May 17, 2008
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Bacon just is. Do not question bacon.
by Dusker_10 October 23, 2009
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this is the tasty treat that comes from the loveable animal the pig. bacon is good for everybody. it helps you store fat for the winter and is full of protein.
Zach loves bacon, eat zach, eat!
by ZachiZZo November 29, 2003
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when put between 2 slices of bread with some sauce, it becomes lifes greatest pleasures.
it can also cure hunger, and it can stop war - if they used it as a weapon.
"damn im hungry"
"dont worry, we are going to war soon"
"great! im off to buy some sauce"
by burkland February 14, 2004
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