the dangly bits of an old outtie vagina. Often associated with causing high cholestorol in older men and victims of MILFS.
"Get off those bacon bits hunny the doctor said to watch your choletorol" "I love the salty taste of your bacon bits tonight hunny, they almost look as though they could use a trim, they are getting extra fatty, not good for my cholestorol" "MMMM bacon bits can get so wet when stimulated correctly on a hot day" "I love to nibble on my wifes bacon bits of a morning"
Also known as a security guard or 2.5 Not quite full pork just bacon bits
Is that a cop. Nope just the bacon bits (mall security)
Not good enough to be a real cop (commonly called bacon
, so they just settled for being bacon bits. They are commonly seen at malls. They carry a beater stick but no guns or anything a real policeman has.
Also called beggin strips, crooks dont know it's not real bacon (taken from beggin strip dog treat commercial)
Watch out...its the cops
Cops...? Nah...thats just bacon bits. They cant do shit
A word used to call security officers and private police.Derived from the salad topping food-baconbits
meaning not real bacon.
*also know as "rent-a-cop
I used to be a Baconbit at the racetrack because we were cheaper than using real police
A rent-a-cop; not good/important enough to be referred to as a "pig" or bacon, they're given the diminutive nickname of "bacon bit".
I thought we'd be in trouble when the 5-0 started rollin' up, but then I just realized it was the bacon bits they use for mall security.
Bits of poop that cling to your butt hair due to having a poo poo bum.
"My younger sister eats Bacon Bits like boogers."
"backon bit": 1.is a basically a cop that doesnt have a fucking clue what hes job is or was ever about for example.......
ohk my friend nick yells out "bacon bits"
just as a cop drove by.
the cop slammed on the brakes.
he got out of his car and
asked "what did you say?"
nick "bacon bits" that cop was mad
Little ground up pieces of fake bacon. They taste pretty good but leave a bad after-taste.
I don't like salad, but i could sure go for some of those Bacon Bits on my pizza.