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Backwater 

A place where minds have stagnated by a process of floating on one's Back and being baptized under-Water.
If you find yourself lost in some backwater town, don't try to reason with the natives. This could hurt their minds and provoke an attack.
Backwater by Cineambulist January 28, 2010

Backwater hoe 

Back water is where the current don’t reach the water so Ts stagnant. A backwater hoe is a dumb hoe because common sense ain’t reached yo brain apparently
This backwater hoe don’t even get it
Backwater hoe by KingKong26379493 February 9, 2022

backwater-bastardism 

A saying or term that reflects a hillbilly, or redneck mentality. A word to make fun of backwoods types.
1rst man: "I'm more frustrated than a dog with roller skates with a female in heat at the top of a concrete hill."

2nd man: "That's the backwater-bastardism of the week!"
backwater-bastardism by Talsier September 8, 2010

Portland Backwater 

The cum, semen, and other mysterious liquids dripping out of the female's anus after anal sex.
Dude, After We were done messing around she had serious backwater.

Oh my gosh Jared!! You cum way tooo much!!! Last night, I had sooo much Portland Backwater when you were done.
Portland Backwater by Miceazy772 December 18, 2009

Backwater Place

(N.)
A backwater place is characterized by it's technological & social stagnation and/or regression in terms of it's capacity for need fulfillment.
The Earth in 2022 is a backwater place. Everybody doesn't have full Human Rights. Hate Groups still exist. Climate Change isn't solved. And I can't print out unlimited robot waifus to join me in full-dive vr JPMMORPGs.

Backwater Pie

(Sexual Act) The act of having a person excrete faeces into another persons mouth whilst they are licking water from a toilet.
Carl I can't believe you had a Backwater Pie with Alyssia, you know how notorious they are for spreading diseases!
Backwater Pie by Chrisness2010 January 3, 2010