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backfire drunk 

When you try to get your girl drunk but it backfires and she pukes all night and you can’t get a piece.
I only want a couple drinks. I don’t want to get backfire drunk.
backfire drunk by Phoenix420 January 28, 2022

backburner 

used to describe a boy or girl of slight interest who isn't exactly qualified to date at the moment, but may come in handy later. thus one places them on the "back burner," keeping them warm (subtle flirting, etc.), until you're ready to chow down (i.e. date, talk, hang out with when one has nothing else to do, etc.)
"Yea Tom is acting like a dick tonight, but I have Joe on the backburner, I think I'll give him a call."
backburner by Melissa C. January 4, 2008

Backfire 

to bring a result opposite to that which was planned or expected.
They never learn even after all the games they play continue to backfire on them.
Backfire by Goddess12* December 22, 2013

backburger 

The view of a woman's vagina from behind with the legs slightly apart - the sight of the labia resembles a hamburger bun and burger all in one.
Those internet pics of Rhianna from behind, man, that is one backburger I wouldn't mind munching on!!
backburger by backburger May 16, 2009

Blumpkin Backfire 

Toilet water that splashes on one's chin while giving a blumpkin.
Clean off your face, baby, you've got some blumpkin backfire on your chin.
Blumpkin Backfire by Purrris August 14, 2006
When you lay on your back on tile and move your back up and down, making a farting noise
Hey let me backfart in your kitchen.
backfart by Noggle123 May 30, 2018