Dude 2: Naw shawdy. He says he has to stay home and make a big bow for some present he got his girl.
Dude 1: Big suprise. Back out Bottoms strikes again.
Dude 1: Where's David? We told him to be here 2 hours before kickoff.
Dude 2: Back out Bottoms decided to go tailgate at the snooty Alumni House.