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Slang for feces, shit, poop, excrement, or turds. Also known as Ass Candy or Chocolate Ass Cream.
Dude 1: "Has anyone seen Jason?"
Dude 2: "He's in the bathroom making Back Alley Taffy."

Jim: "I heard your Dad likes it when prostitutes take a "Cleveland Steamer" on his chest."
Jayna: "Yeah. The sick bastard is a fan of the Back Alley Taffy."
by Evil Genius Prime July 03, 2013

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