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A self-loathing closeted homosexual. Often takes extreme anti-gay positions to hide his or her homosexuality. See also hypocrite and politician. Marcus was such a bachmann all those years, until he finally accepted for what he was, came out of the closet and started living a happy life.
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A mixture of ejaculate, saliva and urine from extreme gay sex.
Named for Senator wannabe Michelle Bachmann for her homophobic attitudes and speaking as if She knows what "god" says/wants. Named in a similar manner as Rick Santorum see Santorum Your bachmann was a bit gamey, I had to spit it out.
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The mixture of semen, blood, lubrication, and small chunks of uterine lining that covers a penis after a man ejaculates, unprotected, inside of a woman who is on her period. Named for Representative Michele Bachmann, a Republican congresswoman representing Minnesota's sixth district. This term is similar to the definition of Santorum. Representative Bachmann's strong anti-abortion and anti-contraceptive views would demand that any unprotected ejaculation inside of her be performed while she is on her period. Honey, that was great! Now use those paper towels to clean off your dick, it's covered in bachmann and I don't want to get it on the sheets, they're brand new.
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While reading prepared remarks on television, you focus on the wrong camera, and thus make yourself look like an idiot. Inspired by Michele Bachmann's lame response to the State of the Union address for the Teabagger Party. While reading the evening news, the reporter pulled a bachmann until the director switched to the other camera.
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A person who harbours so many irrational fears about their secret homosexual urges and feelings, that they turn in to a mentally unstable, often severely homophobic, mess. Man that Michelle woman is such a bachmann, she needs to come out to herself, real soon like.
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intransitive verb 1 : to fill in gaps in memory by fabrication — bachmannification noun — bachmannificator noun — bachmannify adjective 2 : to confabulate 3 : to preach to an uncritical throng of subhuman knuckle-draggers 1. The politician bachmanned when she said the American revolution started in Concord, New Hampshire.
2. I didn't study for the test, I plan to bachmann my way through it. 3. Bachmannificator, bachmannificator, pants on fire... |
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Getting caught in public, and on camera, eating a large corn dog. It can be sexually suggestive, but just as equally sexually off-putting. Vendor: You want that 1 foot corn dog for here or to go?
Buyer: To go, man! I can't eat it here. What, you want me to pull a Bachmann? |
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