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greatest composer that ever walked the earth... to think that people like nirvana and greenday... tut tut.
bouree; class! best piece to play on ye guitar.
by spaz man November 16, 2004
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Johann Sebastian Bach is one from the best composers ever, who lived in the 1700's.
From his best works: Badinerie
by AsTrOmArO June 10, 2005
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Johann Sebastian Bach. German musician and composer of the early-mid 18th century, specialized in harpsichord, orgue, piano, strings. Theoretician and first executor of the "well-tempered" tuning system in which all keys of different keyboards sound in tune, as in today's standards. Inventor of fugues, skilled musical, almost mathematical riddle master. The David Hilbert of music.
-"Wow, you play mean piano! Which music college did you go to?"
-"None, my grandma just forced me to practice Bach as a child".
by webseb May 06, 2008
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A legitimate New Zealand word for a beach house, usually a second or holiday home.
I'm going over to the bach this weekend and I'll do a little surf-casting while I'm there. Do you want to come?
by yrnehniloc October 06, 2005
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Short for Maybach, an ultra-luxury car re-introduced in the early 2000's. The original company Maybach-Motorenbau GmbH produced various classic opulent vehicles between 1921 and 1940. Today, the brand is owned by DaimlerChrysler and based in Stuttgart.
"Get in the 'Bach or the Rolls if I let you go"

-Beyoncé Knowles, from "Ring the Alarm"
by itswells December 09, 2006
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A word used by New Zealanders (or 'Kiwis') to describe a holiday or second home. Normally bach is reserved for holiday homes at the beach or near water, but can also be used for homes which are near other recreational things too.
"I'm going to stay with my mate at his bach in Whangamata!"

"The bach we are staying at is quite small, but it's only a few k's from the mountain."
by Ashley "WebAsh" Steel January 15, 2006
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B- Bitch
A- Ass
C- Cunt
The H is there for spelling and pronouncing only. Also, only boys can be Bachs.
The guy I went on a date with was such a B.A.C.H! He called me fat...
by capemayallday June 27, 2011
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