A pathetic, yet he is somehow cool enough to hang out with the aaron, dale, and morey triangle of coolness. he lusts for mackenzie, and writes semi-okay poetry about struggle. he's not the best looking guy, but he can still do golf and attract the uglier variety of girl. he is a failure at life.
Dude at beachday baby j was there and he couldnt do it.
EVERYBODY PUT UR ASS ON BABY Js FACE!