A joke, in which instead of saying something old, like "Have you ever just wanted to kill someone?", you would say something such as "Anyone ever wanted to just take a baby and put red thumb tacts in it's eyeballs so when it looks around it looks like a demon?".
Dead or alive baby jokes example
Idiot-"Have you ever got so angry you wanted to break your xbox?"
Smart Person-"No no no, now it's have you ever wanted to just take out a babies tail bone with your bare hands?"
Idiot-"Have you ever got so angry you wanted to break your xbox?"
Smart Person-"No no no, now it's have you ever wanted to just take out a babies tail bone with your bare hands?"
by 1997sjg April 5, 2011
any joke or attempt to get others to laugh while making light of dead babies. These tend to have a large amount of shock value, and sometimes shouldn't be told in the office.
Q: What has 4 legs and one arm?
A: A Doberman in a children's playground!
Q: What's the difference between a truck load of dead babies and a truck
load of bricks?
A: You can't use a pitchfork on bricks.
Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A1: One glass of Root Beer and two scoops of baby.
A2: Take your foot off its head.
Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
A: When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
A: A Doberman in a children's playground!
Q: What's the difference between a truck load of dead babies and a truck
load of bricks?
A: You can't use a pitchfork on bricks.
Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A1: One glass of Root Beer and two scoops of baby.
A2: Take your foot off its head.
Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
A: When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
by The Dingo February 5, 2005
by TheD8001 April 16, 2005
Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? A: When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
by cakelove May 11, 2005
A couple Dead Baby Jokes
Q:How many dead babies does it take to paint a fence?
A:It depends on how hard u throw them.
Q:What's more disgusting that ten dead babies nailed to one tree?
A:One dead baby nailed to ten different trees.
Q:How many dead babies does it take to paint a fence?
A:It depends on how hard u throw them.
Q:What's more disgusting that ten dead babies nailed to one tree?
A:One dead baby nailed to ten different trees.
by CottleZanze November 25, 2006
Occasionally brilliant pieces of wordplay featuring dead babies (if you couldn't figure that last bit out alone, kill yourself). Tasteless, but make a great icebreaker!
1: I've got a dead baby joke.
2: *groans in disgust and anticipation, as much sense as that shit makes*
1: What sound does a dead baby make in a blender?
2: Oh Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, not this shit again... what?
1: I don't know, I was too busy laughing.
2: *groans in disgust and anticipation, as much sense as that shit makes*
1: What sound does a dead baby make in a blender?
2: Oh Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, not this shit again... what?
1: I don't know, I was too busy laughing.
by The God-Emperor April 12, 2008
Mark:what gets smaller and smaller and redder and redder
Randy:what?
Mark: A baby brushing his hair with a potato pealer.
Randy:what?
Mark: A baby brushing his hair with a potato pealer.
by imgoingtoeatyourbaby June 17, 2005