When you use johnson's baby lotion or baby oil and you defiantly have swag (not to be confused with babies that have swag)
Baby swag + ladies = good
Baby swag + men = gay
Guy 1 "I used some baby lotion, now i got swag to the maximum!"
Guy 2 "Dude, you got baby swag! Now you're gonna be feeling all girly like and stuff."
Guy 1 is now pissed -_-