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1. Baby Shower
the act of ejaculating your children on your partner. Your semen holds your sperm and your sperm are your children.You ejaculate on her therefore it is a baby shower.
Jack:i cummed all over Jenny's face.
Joe:so you gave her a baby shower.
2. Baby Shower
An event where loved ones, family and friends get to spend time with prospective parents, impart supportive wishes and advice and generally make sure that the parents to be realise that everything is still totally cool.

Generally held in the afternoon of a weekend day. While gifts are not usually considered compulsory - if we're honest with each other the over-riding reason that such an event is put together is for the gifts one will get so having a registry somewhere is not a bad idea.
Have checked out their online BABY SHOWER gift regisitry?
by GH May 9, 2003 add a video
3. Baby Shower
When a man orgasams in his hand and flings it into his partners mouth.
Gayland shot his load in his hand and gave his chick a "Baby Shower" when he flung it into her open mouth!
4. baby shower
(V.) To ejaculate on a person's face.
"Did you bang that girl last night?!" "Dude no, but I totally gave her a baby shower!" *high fives*
5. baby shower
The action of ejaculating inside of a pregnant woman and in doing so showering onto the unborn fetus.
Since my wife is pregnant, I give her baby showers all the time.
6. Baby Shower
When you're going down on a pregnant woman and her water breaks on your face.
Dude it was the most digusting thing ever! I had to deal with a Baby Shower last night!
7. baby shower
when you wear a condom and dump the remnants or refuse of your seed on her head
i gave her a baby shower last night
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