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1. Having sex with a pregnant woman.

2. While having sex with said pregnant woman, you stick your dick so far inside her, you puncture the placenta and you have your dick played with by the fetus.
1. I think I'll go get a baby job from my girlfriend.

2. Uh oh! I think we're having a baby job! Call 911!
by element6643 April 18, 2009

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