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A violent and sometimes even fatal mental response that occurs when a person is blessed with the presence of one or more really good looking people (often referred to as 'Babes'). Cases of a Babegasms vary, depending on the number of babes in the victims presence. Common symptoms of Babegasms: - Waddling - Passing out in absurd locations - Death 9% of Babegasm sufferers have survived. 12% have died as a result of a category 5 Babegasm The other 79% are still missing.. Join thousands of people fight against the leading cause of Babegasms! Follow the link below! >>>>>> www.makemeugly.com <<<<<< Leonard: Dude, you will never guess who's at the front door talking to Amy!
Craig: ..Who? Leonard: Kate! Damn she's fine.. Doesn't she just make you want to explore her body? Craig: *Babegasm* Leonard: I'm gonna ask for her number by the end of th- Woah! Where are you off to eh? Craig: *Waddling away* Leonard: I knew you couldn't resist! You're going for a perve aren't ya?? Craig: ....... *Waddles out of sight* Leonard: Haha thought so.. Now where was I? *Wank Wank* |
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