In the city of Chicago, BSMTs are sometimes simply referred to as a cubbyhole when said BSMT is occupied by a Chicago Cubs fan, though even more so when said occupant is NOT a Chicago Cubs or even a general sports fan.
GIRL: Girl, what were you thinkin' goin' back to that BSMT with Little Stevie Wonder?
TRANNIE: Uhhhh huhhhh, 'cause I heard he gave as good as he got!
GIRL: Sheeeeeet, you must be meanin' some low down bi-oral, 'cause they ain't call him Little from being Omar's cousin.
TRANNIE: I'm tellin' you right here, it was insane no refrain subterrane from midnight 'til more-nin!
SHE-RA: Hello? Is this emergency services? You've gotta help me! I was with some guy, and he just attacked me!
DISPATCH: Where are you? Are you in danger? Do you need assistance?
SHE-RA: Don't know where I am, creep took me to some BSMT and went all Hordak on me! Had no idea He-Man could fit that far, and I can't get him out!
DISPATCH: OK, let me know the cross street and stay there. And whatever you do, don't turn back into Princess Adora, that will only exacerbate the pain!
OLD CO-WORKER TEXT: that davich guy knows his music but must have grown up on a short bus. the dude is creepy.
YOUNG CO-WORKER TEXT: AFAIK IRL he rolls out ADA back to his BSMT CGC 4 DD SHIELD MODOK BMB JMS OMAC CBPG then ABBA JLO UB40 ACDC KISS B52 REM back to ADA. GGP NRN
OLD CO-WORKER TEXT: BSMT LMAO TTYL ;)