Barrington Police department, where they toutch people in bad places becasue they say they are serching for alcohol. Mostly underaged kids in the woods.
Hey did you here about last night
BPD rolled up and serched us for beer and felt us up.
1. Used to describe a screw up of epic proportions.
2. It can all be used to describe anything epic-ly awesome in a very sarcastic manner.
3. Also used to describe any horrific act.
"so, did you end up hooking up with that girl last night" "oh yea, i BP'd that vagina til 4am!"
how was your final?
oh man, I BP'd that sh!t then immediately went and got wasted!
I got BP'd last night and now im dealing with this epic hangover
i couldn't have BP'd that better myself
Dude...I just poisoned a whole ecosystem...I bp'd that shit up!
Backwards-parked doucher: Someone who parks backwards and is a total douche about it, often times playing loud douche music as they pull in.
Hey, look at that doucher in the parking lot. What a BPD!
I believe this refers to 'Borderline personality disorder' or so I've been told.
This is a mental disorder that is characterised by turbulant relationships with others. BPDs often instigate arguements just for the sake of the conflict.
An excessive spill in which the cleanup is handled poorly or not at all.
Dude you are so wasted you just bp'd your pants.
Bitches Per Day
Big Lawry L was a lousy pimp and did only a 2 BPD average, whilst the national pimping association required at least a 5 BPD average.
Most politicians suffer from BPD
Most politicians suffer from BPD syndrome
Bad Personality Disoder
A multifaceted condition that manifests in many ways but always manifests in the form of argumentativeness, contrarianism, haughtiness, and complete lack of self-awareness
You know that blowhard asshole who is clueless about every subject but becomes a world renown expert the second he has a chance to hot dog it by displaying his impressive array of "knowledge"? Yeah him. Also, he is as prickly as all true delicate flower genii tend to be, just without posessing the genius.
May also be white trash and prone to the most retarded ideas ever conceived by man.
#1 "After listening to your complaint of fatigue and tiredness I'm prepared to issue my prognosis. Clearly, it is a simple process of eating food and the body gets energy from it. Therefore, you must be suffering from Bad Food Disorder
#2 "Now look here doctor, I don't want to tell you about your own field of designing prosthetics, but clearly you know nothing about ironwork"
#3 "Gee Dad are you sure I have organ failure? What about a gland?"
"You're right, it could be glandular"
(sotto voce: jeez what fucking BPD)
#4 "The lawn mower definitely fits in the back of the minvan and its wedged in so good you don't even need to strap it down"