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36.
1) When something is absolutely amazing. Can't be bettered.
2) An expression showing something isn't very good.
3) Testicles
4) A series of lies.
5) When something goes wrong. To show frustration over this.
1) I went to see less than jake live. They were the bollocks.
2) Emo music is just bollocks
3) I told some slag off for being Emo. She kicked me in the bollocks.
4) George bush dun half talk some Bollocks.
5) Bollocks! I accidentley downloaded finch.
by Mikal June 07, 2004
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43.
what you were thinking of, bored shitless,then you look up this word on a search engine and get here?! Very bizarre!
*taps fingers, looks round to make sure noone is watching* then ta da, type bollocks and look all innocent :)
by manslayer December 21, 2003
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44.
something round that lads like to play with.
my brother and some mates talk bollocks
P.S. my nans hair looks lovely gelled
by Izacc Hunt with itchy bollocks April 04, 2004
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45.
6: When something is broken. (Use as fucked).
6: His PC is totally bollocksed up!
by Piro RoadKill October 07, 2003
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46.
balls
an insult, irish phrase
1)ah you fucking bollocks
2)look at the size of his bollocks
by ruairi savage July 07, 2006
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47.
bollocks balls to you! bullshit!
i tattoo bollocks on my arm and some bastard on the street said you spelled that wrong! i looked at him and said, "BOLLOCKS!" and kept on walking.
by joey malicious June 03, 2004
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48.
The Dog's Bollocks: Came into being after watching the dog repeatedly wash his testicles (with tongue) and consideration of why the said dog should repeat the said act repeatedly: Conclusion: he finds it extremely enjoyable hence "it's the dog's bollocks"
sex is the dog's bollocks
by Canine Explanation League January 09, 2006
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49.
Britian's way of saying fuck.
*man smashes finger*
"Bollock!"
by JEP August 24, 2007
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