A man named bob...is indeed your uncle....but he is also a sex attacker....who has stolen several children from local primary schools....the term is a mix between "harry is your grandma" and "eddie is yow bitch mo-fucker".
Boy: Oh...hi there...are you ok? you look kinda ill...
Girls Father: You fucked my daughter!!!, omg WHAT THE FUCK?!!!
Boy: BOBS YOUR UNCLE dick face!
Girls Father: Oh mein GOT!!! im gonna go bustle in the hedgerow.
there you go/it will be done and sorted
to run a ps2 game you put in in the games console and bob's your uncle
British word used to say "sorted". Can be used in many scenarios.
Jack: Take the car to the garage, get the engine fixed, bobs your uncle.
Jack: Go shopping at 10am, get back to play golf, then off to the pub, and a shag later. bobs your uncle
It's a catch phrase dating back to 1887, when, in a blatant case of favoritism, British Prime Minister Robert Cecil (a.k.a. Lord Salisbury) decided to appoint his nephew Arthur Balfour to the prestigious and sensitive post of Chief Secretary for Ireland.
So "Bob's your uncle" is another way of saying "your success is guaranteed."
You just put these parts together like this, and Bob's your uncle - you have a working model!
You want to go to the stadium? Go straight on until you reach the park, take the first left, and Bob’s your uncle - you're there!
All will be well or simple as that.
You go and ask for the job -- and he remembers your name -- and Bob's your uncle.
Things are easy. Historyically, comes from when you are related to victorian Royalty. Specifically, Robert Cecil.
Don't like your position in life, get your things, head to the castle, and (remember) Bob's your Uncle.
You will achieve the desired result.
Give it a spoodle and Robert is very much your mother's brother.
There you go!
Everything is Okey Dokey.
.....it's ready to go...
It wasn't running right, so I cleaned the carb, adjusted the points and Bob's your Uncle!