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Bundesnachrichtendienst; German Intelligence Agency.
The BND is the foreign intelligence agency of Germany, directly subordinated to the Chancellor's Office. Its headquarters are in Pullach near Munich, and Berlin (planned to be centralised in Berlin by 2014). The BND has 300 locations in Germany and foreign countries. In 2005, the BND employed around 6,050 people, 10% of them Bundeswehr soldiers; those are officially employed by the "Amt für Militärkunde" (Office for Military Sciences). The annual budget of the BND for 2009 was €460,000,000.
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"she likes the BND's"

"my dick is like a BND, your dick is like a little diddy"
by MotherfuckerLue October 26, 2011
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Damn bro, those Jordans are BND. I wouoldnt buy them if I were you
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Bitch next door, also known as Boy Next Door, or Ben to his loser mates, Ben is a stupid wee kid who works at the crappy computer broker. He couldnt fix a computer if the problem jumped up and slapped him in the face. The kid is also mates with Whisks (see def)
Ben is a little bitch that cant do/say shit.
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Black Nigger Drunk

Generally used by rural farm boys after a night out in the big city.
Last night I got juuust BND.
by Sprock April 11, 2011
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