A German luxury automaker that made the best driver's cars for common people until about five years ago when they started losing comparison tests to Audis, Cadillacs, and Lexuses because of controversial styling and subpar driving dynamics.
Before 2008, BMWs won 95% of comparison tests from Car and Driver, Motor Trend, Road and Track, Automobile Magazine, Inside Line, Autoblog, Autocar, and other automotive publications. However, they lose most comparison tests nowadays because BMW has softened their vehicles to the point where Audis, Cadillacs, Jaguars, Mercedes, and Lexuses are as luxurious as ever, but now have best-in-class handling as well. Mercedes sport packages and AMGs have also dealt a swift blow to the BMW brand. The Bangle era, M suvs, non-enthusiast vehicles such as the X6 and 5-Series Gran Turismo, sloppy handling, and the death of their naturally-aspirated inline-6 ultimately let to BMW's demise.
Possibly the greatest luxury car make.
German, Bayerische Motoren Werke, or in English, Bavarian Motor Works.
Cars in most categories, excluding vans of any sort.
Man! look at that new BMW M5!
That BMW kicks Mercedes' ass.
German automobile maker world renown for performance sedans. they practically invented them. ///M models are notorious for going like a porsche and sticking like a lotus. a german mentality and fury burns within their engineers hearts that allows for amazing results without the use of forced induction.
"ah no son!! the lambo just got smoked by a family sedan!"
As you know, the Ultimate Driving Machine. BMW's combine top performance with quality, to an extreme that no other car manufacture can surpas.
Mercedes-Benz is just BMW's slightly older brother. For the best results, own a Mercdes and a BMW for different moods.
Example 1: (on PA Turnpike)
David: Wow! Did you see that 2005 M5 just rape that 2005 Corvette? How did it do that?
Evan: That's BMW's exquisite enginering. No Jap-crap or American-shit can touch that $80,000 work of art.
Example 2: (10pm/Wawa parking lot)
Jerry: Yo man, you tryin to race me in my just jerked off in 1999 Honda Civic Si? I just got this new multi-colored body kit, and this new exhaust tip thats 1ft in diameter! My shit is set-up.
Evan: Absolutely, you know my stock 1999 BMW M3 will leave your jap-crap in the dust.
Jerry: Yeah right, im gonna send your car right back to Mexico.
Evan: No Jerry, thats where your car was made, mine is pure German.
Bavarian Motor Works! The illest car company ever! All I have to say is this, have you seen the new M5? Thank you.
Yo! When I grow up, I wanna be pimpim around in an M5!
1. Car Company that during the second world war made aeroplane engines. Now have a selection of top of the range cars
2. Black Mans Willy
1. Mums got a BMW!
2. Dads got another BMW!