BMW
Basically just a very pretentious car for those people who are slightly richer than the average person, but not actually rich enough to own an italian sports car. They still want to show off the tiny bit of money they have more than the average person, so they drive a so-called luxury car, that's really not much better than the average toyota, just loads more pretentious and snobbish. Mercedes also fit into this category of fake wealth.

There are two types of people who drive this kind of car:
Botox, bleached hair, boobjobbed moms
Spoiled, blonde, rich brats who crash their BMW and get a new one the next day

And this is coming from an upper class kid going to an upper-middle class private school.
-Look at Sarah, she's driving her brand new BMW!
-Yeah, I heard her dad just lost his 100K job, and she's just driving it to cover it up.

-Why is Jack's mom driving a BMW? She doesn't even have a job, even though she only has one kid.
-Well, I heard Jack's dad's a doctor...
-Yeah, they're divorced. And he's a...pediatrician.
by tiffffffffffffffffffffffffffff March 28, 2013
BMW
Also means "Be My Wife".
by AYB March 24, 2003
BMW
Cocktail made from Bailys, Malibu and Whiskey.
'Pint of Carling and a BMW please Barman.'
by GLC February 25, 2005
1. German car company.
2. Bavarian Motor Works.
3. The Ultimate Driving Machine
Damn! The BMW Z8 kicks Mercedes's Ass!
by James Bond October 18, 2002
BMW
Greatest testament to German engineering.

Good looks, good performance, great car.

I love BMW cars.
by kocv November 13, 2008
bmw
"Body made well" - A chick that's banging in all the right places. Nice tits, perfect ass, hourglass shape and a pretty face. When she walks by she makes all the guys stare and pop up.

i.e. Perfect body
A girl that stands out in a room full of women. Can also apply to fit males who have it together. Look at that BMW.

Damn, thats a body made Well.
by owendev April 22, 2008
BMW
Black Man Working

-Any black man driving a BMW vehicle must have some type of job.
-Gold digging women assuming a working black man drives a nice car such as a BMW
"-Why is she messin around with him, shes a bum
-Oh no, she knows whats pop'n, she got a BMW"

by anonymous1uno March 01, 2008
BMW
Be My Wife
Guy: *unveils brand new bimmer* It's for you baby.

Guy's girlfriend:
BMW?!?!?!?!?!?!
Oh yes I do! I love you so much I will marry you!
by ixlMlxi July 10, 2008

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