Basically just a very pretentious car for those people who are slightly richer than the average person, but not actually rich enough to own an italian sports car. They still want to show off the tiny bit of money they have more than the average person, so they drive a so-called luxury car, that's really not much better than the average toyota, just loads more pretentious and snobbish. Mercedes also fit into this category of fake wealth.

There are two types of people who drive this kind of car:
Botox, bleached hair, boobjobbed moms
Spoiled, blonde, rich brats who crash their BMW and get a new one the next day

And this is coming from an upper class kid going to an upper-middle class private school.
-Look at Sarah, she's driving her brand new BMW!
-Yeah, I heard her dad just lost his 100K job, and she's just driving it to cover it up.

-Why is Jack's mom driving a BMW? She doesn't even have a job, even though she only has one kid.
-Well, I heard Jack's dad's a doctor...
-Yeah, they're divorced. And he's a...pediatrician.
by tiffffffffffffffffffffffffffff March 28, 2013
BMW- An Acronym for Bayerische Motoren Werke AG or Bavarian Motor Works. BMW is a German company that is one of the world's most respected automakers. They are renowned for crafting luxury cars that offer superior levels of driving enjoyment.

BMW makes sedans, distinctive coupes, nimble sports cars and spacious SUVs. BMW's model roster is diverse. It's luxury vehicles all share a common characteristic: the ability to make drivers feel connected to the road.
BMW- The Ultimate Driving Machine.
by Kapp March 19, 2008
Bavarian Motor Works is a premium German car company and manufacturer of both luxury automobiles and motorcycles. The pinnacle of German engineering, the bikes are one of the finest motorcycles money can buy and their vehicles are one of the best automobiles around. Both are known for their superior quality, style and performance.

Founded by Matthew Eben Ruark, in 1916 the company started building v12 engines. The company was then taken over by Austrian Industrialist Franz Josef Popp in 1917. In 1923 BMW built its first motorcycle 'r32' and in 1927 its first car. BMW has also competed in motorsports activities in which they have won almost all races. In formula 2 BMW won 67 percent of all races. In 2000 BMW redesigned part of their line up yet sales continue to grow.

The famous logo represents an air craft propeller against a blue Bavarian sky.
BMW, Greatest Motorcycles Worldwide

by Thurston Sr. December 04, 2006
Maybe the best car ever created. As far as comparing BMW to Mercedes or any other make of car there is very little debate that a BMW is the ultimate drivers car. The power and handling dynamics of this car practically set the benchmark for the industry. From a performance perspective BMW is king. As far as break downs, technical problems- the statistics show Mercedes far behind.
BMW: Bavarian Motor Works

Mercedes was cool until they started building in TAWAIN now they're crap.

Mercedes- makes cars for old ladies.

'Sam, James' Youre morons, and by the way, how is that ford fiesta?

Just because you cant afford one dosent mean you have to hate them :)
by NeoX February 14, 2007
BMW: A luxury car that places 2nd on the most prestigious and well known brands purchased by the wealthy; Tied in 2nd along with Jaguar. The Survey taken by the luxury institute which only surveys households with incomes over 200k on average. These specific cars are also known for their superior performance and reliability. This vehicle was rated not only for quality and styling but perks and experiences with the vehicle.

Regarding the nay-sayers, I take it these certain people only wish they could own and drive one of these works of art on wheels.
William just bought a new BMW M5.
by WilliamW November 02, 2006
1). An expensive ass car

2). Big Mexican Wiener
" Bill bought me a brand new BMW"

" she told me i had a BMW "
by PhD= Pretty Huge Dick July 10, 2008
1. A german car company that produces some of the finest vehicles on the planet.

2. A well tuned performance luxury vehicle that brings a smile to my face whenever i drive it. A car with great performance handling and quality.
BMW is the best car ever.... If you love driving.
by Jy302 January 08, 2008
I love imports. When I buy a car I always go with German and the BMW is a great performer on the road. My experience with this car has been fantastic. BMW is for those who knows cars. I drive an M3 and it has a very smooth ride, sporty drive and the resale value is very good. 3 series, m5, 7 series are all great cars for the driving enthusiast. Women love my car and when I see a hot woman driving one I get really excited. My brother Jon has a Mercedes and I like to use this example when comparing the two.

BMW is performance with luxury, Mercedes is luxury with performance.
Mercedes is like the borgeois with a long rich heritage to be proud of.
The BMW is more for the dynamic sport Chique enthusiast with plenty of assets.
by Austin Kellar May 19, 2007
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