Basically just a very pretentious car for those people who are slightly richer than the average person, but not actually rich enough to own an italian sports car. They still want to show off the tiny bit of money they have more than the average person, so they drive a so-called luxury car, that's really not much better than the average toyota, just loads more pretentious and snobbish. Mercedes also fit into this category of fake wealth.

There are two types of people who drive this kind of car:
Botox, bleached hair, boobjobbed moms
Spoiled, blonde, rich brats who crash their BMW and get a new one the next day

And this is coming from an upper class kid going to an upper-middle class private school.
-Look at Sarah, she's driving her brand new BMW!
-Yeah, I heard her dad just lost his 100K job, and she's just driving it to cover it up.

-Why is Jack's mom driving a BMW? She doesn't even have a job, even though she only has one kid.
-Well, I heard Jack's dad's a doctor...
-Yeah, they're divorced. And he's a...pediatrician.
by tiffffffffffffffffffffffffffff March 28, 2013
1) black mans woman
2) black mans whip
1)dude 1:DAMN!!! ima get a peice of that!
dude 2:carful son!! , thats a bmw,you'll be sleepin wid the fishes by the end of he night if u dont pick your jaw of the floor!

2)u know dats a bmw, look at them moon-walker rims!
by robin January 20, 2005
Black man's wheels
A black mans car
by Tha First Lady November 03, 2003
black man's weiner, derived from the initials for the car, to classify as a bmw it must be at least 11 inches and tinted black
bmw's are disgustin or he's black, he must have a bmw
by Ballsack July 08, 2004
Great German car, until you try to sell one with high mileage. Then you are stuck with the damn thing because it is a 2000 with 94000 miles and even though your price is $7000 below blue book nobody will buy it. Fuck!
by Da Dude October 17, 2003
the car that loser 10 year old looking kid is sitting in trying to look tough
check it out i'm so gangsta my dad owns a bmw, i'm a trust fund baby!
by nerdling301 January 17, 2005

MR.lammas my biology teacher tought me this
woah ur moms a BMW !!!!! !!!!! !!!!! !!!! !!!!!
by peanutpeanut October 26, 2006
Big Mexican Woman.
A particularrly large woman who is mexican
she can also be spanish
Person 1: Ill have a BMW sneak into your room and rape you wahahaha

Person 2: a car?

Person1: Nooo. a Big Mexican Woman...duhh.
by CooCoo la CooCoo Pants September 13, 2007

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