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Basically just a very pretentious car for those people who are slightly richer than the average person, but not actually rich enough to own an italian sports car. They still want to show off the tiny bit of money they have more than the average person, so they drive a so-called luxury car, that's really not much better than the average toyota, just loads more pretentious and snobbish. Mercedes also fit into this category of fake wealth.

There are two types of people who drive this kind of car:
Botox, bleached hair, boobjobbed moms
Spoiled, blonde, rich brats who crash their BMW and get a new one the next day

And this is coming from an upper class kid going to an upper-middle class private school.
-Look at Sarah, she's driving her brand new BMW!
-Yeah, I heard her dad just lost his 100K job, and she's just driving it to cover it up.

-Why is Jack's mom driving a BMW? She doesn't even have a job, even though she only has one kid.
-Well, I heard Jack's dad's a doctor...
-Yeah, they're divorced. And he's a...pediatrician.
by tiffffffffffffffffffffffffffff March 28, 2013
Brings Me Women
stock for stock will blow the doors off of hondas!
by Bimmer May 12, 2003
An amazing car no matter what model you buy. A car you buy because you can't afford a benz? I'd take a BMW even if I could afford 20 benz's. Just about any ///M series BMW will rape stuff twice its price in every category not to mention trounce american shit.
M3... best handling car in the world. - Car and Driver.
by Grant April 05, 2004
Greatest Car out there!!
also stands for : Big Man's Whore
I'm just a basketball player with many many BMWs
by gibberish September 26, 2003
Stands for Bavarian Motor Works. Quite possibly the best auto manufacturer. BMW combines luxury, performance,and prestige to create what is well known as "the ultimate driving machine". These high end cars are often driven by affluent, upper-crust americans who appreciate fine quality and workmanship.
He sped out of the parking lot in his BMW coupe and made a lasting impression on the witnesses.
by hey it's pat December 02, 2007
Bring Me Wallet. The most expensive car to maintain in the world. To change my radiator it was 1500 dollars. I am broke but I have a tight car
GUY: My car broke down.
DEALLER: Really what kinda car do you have?
GUY: BMW. Do you know how much it will be?
DEALLER: I dont know, just bring me wallet.
by rewind December 06, 2004
BMW: 'Born Moderately Wealthy'
'Brings Me Women'
'Broke My Wallet'
'Beautiful Mechanical Wonder'
'Best Motorcycle Worldwide'
'Bring Money With you'
'Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels'
'Big Money'
'Business Money and Women'

One Fine Vehicle but like most others I cannot afford to buy one.
Here comes Tom again, showing off in the BMW
by BMWs September 14, 2006
- Black Magic Woman -
or Bavarian Motor Works
by bad juju September 15, 2004