BMW
Basically just a very pretentious car for those people who are slightly richer than the average person, but not actually rich enough to own an italian sports car. They still want to show off the tiny bit of money they have more than the average person, so they drive a so-called luxury car, that's really not much better than the average toyota, just loads more pretentious and snobbish. Mercedes also fit into this category of fake wealth.

There are two types of people who drive this kind of car:
Botox, bleached hair, boobjobbed moms
Spoiled, blonde, rich brats who crash their BMW and get a new one the next day

And this is coming from an upper class kid going to an upper-middle class private school.
-Look at Sarah, she's driving her brand new BMW!
-Yeah, I heard her dad just lost his 100K job, and she's just driving it to cover it up.

-Why is Jack's mom driving a BMW? She doesn't even have a job, even though she only has one kid.
-Well, I heard Jack's dad's a doctor...
-Yeah, they're divorced. And he's a...pediatrician.
#fancy car #cars #bmw #mercedes benz #luxury car #sports car #lamborghini #ferrari #range rover #porsche #cadillac #maserati #pretentious #private school #doctors
by tiffffffffffffffffffffffffffff March 28, 2013
BMW
An African American mans wiener or Black Mans Wiener
Holy krap Kurt did you see the BMW in the porn video
#bmw #african #black #american #kurt
by KURTS HOE GIRL June 03, 2009
BMW
BLACK MAN'S WIENER.!
"Dude, look at that airplane!"
"I know, it's huge like a BMW!"
#black #man #weiner #bmw #penis #sexy
by i like bmw June 03, 2009
bmw
black mans weapon
oh no not the bmw
#bmw #black #man #weapon #funny
by italian godfather May 30, 2009
bring many wallets, or
break my windows
by Anonymous November 05, 2003
BMW
Bavarian Motor Works or in German Bayerische Motoren Werke also in German Bersten Mal Wieder or broken down again. In addition in English you can have Bought Mainly by Wankers.
That fuckwit Jim's bought a Beamer and he can't get it to start!
Well, it's live up to its acronym then, BMW, bought mainly by Wankers!
#crap #wanker #fuckwit #sad act #junk
by Croatalin December 03, 2013
BMW
BMW stands for:
‘Bye, My Wife’
‘Bring More Women’
'Born Moderately Wealthy’

'Brings Me Women'
'Broke My Wallet'
'Beautiful Mechanical Wonder'
'Best Motorcycle Worldwide'
'Bring Money With you'
'Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels'
'Business Money and Women'
‘Be My Wife’
‘Big Morning Woody’
‘Black Magic Woman’
‘Bang Many Women / Banging Man Whore’
‘Big Money Works’
‘Bastard Money Weilders’

‘Beastly Monstrous Wonder’
‘Beyond My Wages’
‘Blow Money Willingly’
‘Big Monthly Wage’
‘Beautiful Models Wanted’
‘Buy More Women’
‘Big Mexican Wiener’
‘Big Mexican Wang’
‘Black Man's Willy / Big Man's Willy’
‘Buff My Wood’
‘Buy Me Wanker’
‘Big Mexican Woman’
‘Below Minimum Wage’
‘Bus Metro & Walk’
‘Big Meaty Women’
‘Bitchin',Moanin', Whinin'/’Boring Me Wholeheartedly’
‘Big Muscular Wiener’
‘B-blow, M-My, W-Weenis’ and
‘Big Military Wife’.
*Chayton: U kno, I will buy a kew BMW because it more often than not has many meanings.

*Dustu: Will u? Aite, I h8 dat. We’d better buy a Hummer when we move to Steak and kidney to meet our aboriginal bros!

*Chayton: Yeah, you're dead right!
#bmw #auto #nah #willy #woman #american indian #aboriginal #hummer
by quan cao tien August 05, 2010
BMW
Black and mild cigar wine flavored
"Dude im fucked up, lets walk to 7 11 and get a bmw"
#black #and #mild #wine #bmw
by FrostburgGmpomp September 22, 2009
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