BMW
Basically just a very pretentious car for those people who are slightly richer than the average person, but not actually rich enough to own an italian sports car. They still want to show off the tiny bit of money they have more than the average person, so they drive a so-called luxury car, that's really not much better than the average toyota, just loads more pretentious and snobbish. Mercedes also fit into this category of fake wealth.

There are two types of people who drive this kind of car:
Botox, bleached hair, boobjobbed moms
Spoiled, blonde, rich brats who crash their BMW and get a new one the next day

And this is coming from an upper class kid going to an upper-middle class private school.
-Look at Sarah, she's driving her brand new BMW!
-Yeah, I heard her dad just lost his 100K job, and she's just driving it to cover it up.

-Why is Jack's mom driving a BMW? She doesn't even have a job, even though she only has one kid.
-Well, I heard Jack's dad's a doctor...
-Yeah, they're divorced. And he's a...pediatrician.
by tiffffffffffffffffffffffffffff March 28, 2013
BMW
An African American mans wiener or Black Mans Wiener
Holy krap Kurt did you see the BMW in the porn video
by KURTS HOE GIRL June 03, 2009
BMW
BLACK MAN'S WIENER.!
"Dude, look at that airplane!"
"I know, it's huge like a BMW!"
by i like bmw June 03, 2009
bmw
black mans weapon
oh no not the bmw
by italian godfather May 30, 2009
bring many wallets, or
break my windows
by Anonymous November 05, 2003
BMW
Black and mild cigar wine flavored
"Dude im fucked up, lets walk to 7 11 and get a bmw"
by FrostburgGmpomp September 22, 2009
BMW
Black Man's Wish
That's a BMW.

What?!

Black Man's Wish.
by qbobdole February 27, 2009
BMW
Black Man's Wiener.

David: What a nice BMW over there!
Arthur: You mean a Black Man's Wiener??
David: No, the car!
by Arthur Hom-Shaw November 03, 2007

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