Basically just a very pretentious car for those people who are slightly richer than the average person, but not actually rich enough to own an italian sports car. They still want to show off the tiny bit of money they have more than the average person, so they drive a so-called luxury car, that's really not much better than the average toyota, just loads more pretentious and snobbish. Mercedes also fit into this category of fake wealth.

There are two types of people who drive this kind of car:
Botox, bleached hair, boobjobbed moms
Spoiled, blonde, rich brats who crash their BMW and get a new one the next day

And this is coming from an upper class kid going to an upper-middle class private school.
-Look at Sarah, she's driving her brand new BMW!
-Yeah, I heard her dad just lost his 100K job, and she's just driving it to cover it up.

-Why is Jack's mom driving a BMW? She doesn't even have a job, even though she only has one kid.
-Well, I heard Jack's dad's a doctor...
-Yeah, they're divorced. And he's a...pediatrician.
by tiffffffffffffffffffffffffffff March 28, 2013
stands for "buff my wood;" usually exclaimed in contempt. could be used in place of, or in addition to, "fuck you," "suck my dick," etc. possesses the advantage of conveniently being misinterpreted as conversation about a car.
"Excuse me young man, you have cut me in line." "BMW, son." "Excuse me?!" "Oh, BMW. Like the car. If you had driven one, you might be further ahead in the line!"
by nybassrock December 17, 2008
Body Made Well
DAMN look at that bmw, I wanna take her for a spin.

Damn Mike has a BMW, when he took of his shirt i was like dayymmnnn.
by Sarah Lynette April 04, 2010
Black Man Wiener
Bob: Hey Steve, do you like bmws?

Steve: Yeah sure, but sometimes could be expensive

Bob: hahahahahahahahahahah fag
by samehorek February 26, 2010
Big Mexican Weiner
My wife told me the reason why she's walkin funny is cuz of a BMW ..
by Adrian Rojas Jr. October 28, 2008
Someone who rates a 10 in the looks department whether facially or body wise. Stands for Body Made Well.


Someone who ends up with everything in life another person dosen't have or can't have yet wants. Such as looks, more money, attention, etc- This breeds resentment.

Also known as Bavarian Motor Works, The Best Vehicle money can buy.
"Man, I wish I had a BMW like he does."

"Did he buy her a BMW"- Damn.

"Damn, why does she get all the luck and I don't?" "Must have A BMW."
by <<The Village Idiot>> January 25, 2010
German maker of really reliable, well-built cars. E36 3 series hold up really well inside and out, are fun as hell to drive, the 4 cylinders get great gas mileage and decent pickup for their class with nice weight behind them, and they can be had for decent prices. They're really not so beyond many wages. BMW's 4-cylinder engines have always been their most durable... and they usually, when maintained decently, last DECADES.

Repairs CAN get more expensive than with other cars, but if you look around, find one with lower mileage (less than 120K,) don't drive like a wretched fucking asshole, have a good indie German specialist mechanic in your area, and can stay on top of stuff as it happens, you'll be alright, and might not even need to spend more money than you would on any other less-quality used car from the same time... and be driving a friggin' amazing car. Car and Driver rated E36s best car every year they were sold.

No comment or defense for the asshole drivers with the dreaded and very real BMW syndrome.

FRIENDLY REMINDER TO THE LESS ROAD-CONSCIOUS BMW DRIVER: Don't bring shame to such an awesome car company. Your turn signals. Fucking use them. YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT OKAY. Thanks so much.
The BMWs are sexehh.
by E36-4-Life September 17, 2010
dude, youve got one hell of a BMW.

thanks.. i get that all the time, pretty slick haaay?

yeah, almost as slick as your bacon bap.
by jumanji jelly January 02, 2010

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