Basically just a very pretentious car for those people who are slightly richer than the average person, but not actually rich enough to own an italian sports car. They still want to show off the tiny bit of money they have more than the average person, so they drive a so-called luxury car, that's really not much better than the average toyota, just loads more pretentious and snobbish. Mercedes also fit into this category of fake wealth.

There are two types of people who drive this kind of car:
Botox, bleached hair, boobjobbed moms
Spoiled, blonde, rich brats who crash their BMW and get a new one the next day

And this is coming from an upper class kid going to an upper-middle class private school.
-Look at Sarah, she's driving her brand new BMW!
-Yeah, I heard her dad just lost his 100K job, and she's just driving it to cover it up.

-Why is Jack's mom driving a BMW? She doesn't even have a job, even though she only has one kid.
-Well, I heard Jack's dad's a doctor...
-Yeah, they're divorced. And he's a...pediatrician.
by tiffffffffffffffffffffffffffff March 28, 2013
1) An Amazing brand of car. Simply the best the automotive industry has to offer.

2) Best man or woman. Someone you're jealous of cause they get more than you. As in, the opposite sex likes them more than you. This causes the lesser to slander the person and make up lies about them.

This person may or may not drive a BMW but one thing if for sure. They get more money than you and the opposite sex is usually more than willing to make sure they're taken care of.
Wow, is that your new BMW? That's killer.

I heard this BMW can't get rid of the unwanted members of the opposite sex chasing them.

That BMW's boyfriend/girlfriend gave them all that money? Holy shit, that's love.
by jqtd February 02, 2010
Berlin's Most Wanted - referring to the German Hip-Hop Label "Aggro Berlin".
Aggro Berlin is the most controversial Rap Label in Germany. There clothing line usually has a BMW Roundel logo on there shirts.
by cobraclutch October 01, 2006
The car I wish I could own but probably never will because im a broke SOB
The guy wishes he could afford a BMW, 'also know as Carl'

I'll take BMW over Mercedes, too bad i cant afford one
by ghostface# September 12, 2006
Body Made Well- A girl with a super hot hard body. Nice rack and legs.

Or BMW- Bavarian Motor Works- luxury car company centered around the sporty lifestyle that produces a fine array of high quality vehicles.
Check out that BMW.

I'm going to buy a new m5.
by bolterc November 03, 2008
Blacks, Muslims or Whites

Often referred to by asians as people they can/can't get with.
"he so wants u, get in there!"

"naa, the rents'll kill me if i get with a BMW"
by desigurl84 September 13, 2009
BMW: shortened for Big Morning Wood.
- Jane: My grandpa wakes up with Big Morning Wood every morning & has sex with my grandma, the only time he can make love with her. Hehehe!
- Khalaf wakeS up with BMW very morning, its normal
- Every guy usually wakes up with a woody, otherwise people will say he’s expired.
- Some people say if you wake up with morning wood, it’s just normal. If you don’t, it’s a physical problem.
by Iyad Nemer April 18, 2008
stands for "buff my wood;" usually exclaimed in contempt. could be used in place of, or in addition to, "fuck you," "suck my dick," etc. possesses the advantage of conveniently being misinterpreted as conversation about a car.
"Excuse me young man, you have cut me in line." "BMW, son." "Excuse me?!" "Oh, BMW. Like the car. If you had driven one, you might be further ahead in the line!"
by nybassrock December 17, 2008

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