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Big Military Wife. If you go to a military post or base, you will see overweight, nasty military wives.
PFC Smith: Did you see Staff Sgt. William's wife?

PFC Lopez: Yes, she is a total BMW!
by BJ0124 February 12, 2011
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Also means "Be My Wife".
by AYB March 24, 2003
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BMW is a company that builds high quality motorcycles and expensive luxury cars. Because the cars are very expensive some people may find it needless and think the owner is a show off. Its difficult to understand if you're not interested in the engineering and quality of a car.
Need to be myself
I can't be no one else
I'm feeling supersonic
Give me gin and tonic
You can have it all but how much do you want it?
You make me laugh
Give me your autograph
Can I ride with you in your BMW ?
You can sail with me in my yellow submarine
by Liam n. September 23, 2007
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1). An expensive ass car

2). Big Mexican Wiener
" Bill bought me a brand new BMW"

" she told me i had a BMW "
by PhD= Pretty Huge Dick July 10, 2008
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Black Man Working

-Any black man driving a BMW vehicle must have some type of job.
-Gold digging women assuming a working black man drives a nice car such as a BMW
"-Why is she messin around with him, shes a bum
-Oh no, she knows whats pop'n, she got a BMW"

by anonymous1uno March 01, 2008
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Maybe the best car ever created. As far as comparing BMW to Mercedes or any other make of car there is very little debate that a BMW is the ultimate drivers car. The power and handling dynamics of this car practically set the benchmark for the industry. From a performance perspective BMW is king. As far as break downs, technical problems- the statistics show Mercedes far behind.
BMW: Bavarian Motor Works

Mercedes was cool until they started building in TAWAIN now they're crap.

Mercedes- makes cars for old ladies.

'Sam, James' Youre morons, and by the way, how is that ford fiesta?

Just because you cant afford one dosent mean you have to hate them :)
by NeoX February 14, 2007
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Dave: "Hey, look at that guy with the awesome tan driving a new BMW M3 convertible full of gorgeous chicks."

Mike: "I know for a fact he sleeps on a sunbed, so no way is he dicking any of them. He's just a fucking wanker."
by Billy Sollocks July 31, 2008
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