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Basically just a very pretentious car for those people who are slightly richer than the average person, but not actually rich enough to own an italian sports car. They still want to show off the tiny bit of money they have more than the average person, so they drive a so-called luxury car, that's really not much better than the average toyota, just loads more pretentious and snobbish. Mercedes also fit into this category of fake wealth.

There are two types of people who drive this kind of car:
Botox, bleached hair, boobjobbed moms
Spoiled, blonde, rich brats who crash their BMW and get a new one the next day

And this is coming from an upper class kid going to an upper-middle class private school.
-Look at Sarah, she's driving her brand new BMW!
-Yeah, I heard her dad just lost his 100K job, and she's just driving it to cover it up.

-Why is Jack's mom driving a BMW? She doesn't even have a job, even though she only has one kid.
-Well, I heard Jack's dad's a doctor...
-Yeah, they're divorced. And he's a...pediatrician.
by tiffffffffffffffffffffffffffff March 28, 2013
beautifully made wheels. i bought one at twenty. just wait for a good deal to come around. like someone said in a post before, they do not keep their reselling value for very long. Sooo... buy an early 90's model with very little mileage and then deliver pizzas in it for chump change and then shoot yourself when you look at the amount of money you are making and then you look at the amount of money you are spending on your car, but not because it breaks down a lot (on the contrary) but because it is so awesome that you have to keep making it better with performance parts that are cheaper than replacing the stock parts so you can justify spending so much money! :) have fun street racers with your modded crx's that get melted down to use as brake pads for bmws. the fact that my car is 4 times more heavy but is three times as fast says a lot...
And I also do not think that mercedes can even compare. It's not about how much you spend but what you spend it on.
The fact that almost any bmw is faster than almost any mercedes is point taken. If you want a luxury vehicle that can still compete with almost any other car than get a bimmer. BMW is just not fantasized about by the popular crowd anymore because it not featured in rap "music" videos. AT ALL. I wonder why?
"Man that little white bitch over there driving the bmw and listening to rock music is just a little spoiled brat with rich parents. I doubt that guy even has to work. What a dumb ass he spent all that money on that car when he could have gotten a badass dodge neon with a body kit and spoiler that is like WAY faster!" - Jealous Hater who couldn't be any MORE wrong about anything he says (the white guy driving the bimmer has lived on his own since he was 16 and has paid for everything he has ever had but not through white privilege but because he WORKS for it, works 60 hours or more a week to pay his bills and to live the way he wants to)
by Jerry the race car driver September 11, 2006
Berlin's Most Wanted - referring to the German Hip-Hop Label "Aggro Berlin".
Aggro Berlin is the most controversial Rap Label in Germany. There clothing line usually has a BMW Roundel logo on there shirts.
by cobraclutch October 01, 2006
Body Made Well- A girl with a super hot hard body. Nice rack and legs.

Or BMW- Bavarian Motor Works- luxury car company centered around the sporty lifestyle that produces a fine array of high quality vehicles.
Check out that BMW.

I'm going to buy a new m5.
by bolterc November 03, 2008
Blacks, Muslims or Whites

Often referred to by asians as people they can/can't get with.
"he so wants u, get in there!"

"naa, the rents'll kill me if i get with a BMW"
by desigurl84 September 13, 2009
BMW: shortened for Big Morning Wood.
- Jane: My grandpa wakes up with Big Morning Wood every morning & has sex with my grandma, the only time he can make love with her. Hehehe!
- Khalaf wakeS up with BMW very morning, its normal
- Every guy usually wakes up with a woody, otherwise people will say he’s expired.
- Some people say if you wake up with morning wood, it’s just normal. If you don’t, it’s a physical problem.
by Iyad Nemer April 18, 2008
The car I wish I could own but probably never will because im a broke SOB
The guy wishes he could afford a BMW, 'also know as Carl'

I'll take BMW over Mercedes, too bad i cant afford one
by ghostface# September 12, 2006
Big Mexican Weiner or Big Mexican Wang
The ladies can't get enough of my BMW!!
by Dyno-Mike! March 27, 2009