bmw
I love imports. When I buy a car I always go with German and the BMW is a great performer on the road. My experience with this car has been fantastic. BMW is for those who knows cars. I drive an M3 and it has a very smooth ride, sporty drive and the resale value is very good. 3 series, m5, 7 series are all great cars for the driving enthusiast. Women love my car and when I see a hot woman driving one I get really excited. My brother Jon has a Mercedes and I like to use this example when comparing the two.

BMW is performance with luxury, Mercedes is luxury with performance.
Mercedes is like the borgeois with a long rich heritage to be proud of.
The BMW is more for the dynamic sport Chique enthusiast with plenty of assets.
by Austin Kellar May 19, 2007
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BMW
Possibly the greatest luxury car make.
German, Bayerische Motoren Werke, or in English, Bavarian Motor Works.
Cars in most categories, excluding vans of any sort.
Man! look at that new BMW M5!
That BMW kicks Mercedes' ass.
by "Kane Millard" May 30, 2004
BMW
German automobile maker world renown for performance sedans. they practically invented them. ///M models are notorious for going like a porsche and sticking like a lotus. a german mentality and fury burns within their engineers hearts that allows for amazing results without the use of forced induction.
"ah no son!! the lambo just got smoked by a family sedan!"
by Bobby Buche May 25, 2005
BMW
As you know, the Ultimate Driving Machine. BMW's combine top performance with quality, to an extreme that no other car manufacture can surpas.

Mercedes-Benz is just BMW's slightly older brother. For the best results, own a Mercdes and a BMW for different moods.
Example 1: (on PA Turnpike)

David: Wow! Did you see that 2005 M5 just rape that 2005 Corvette? How did it do that?

Evan: That's BMW's exquisite enginering. No Jap-crap or American-shit can touch that $80,000 work of art.

Example 2: (10pm/Wawa parking lot)

Jerry: Yo man, you tryin to race me in my just jerked off in 1999 Honda Civic Si? I just got this new multi-colored body kit, and this new exhaust tip thats 1ft in diameter! My shit is set-up.

Evan: Absolutely, you know my stock 1999 BMW M3 will leave your jap-crap in the dust.

Jerry: Yeah right, im gonna send your car right back to Mexico.

Evan: No Jerry, thats where your car was made, mine is pure German.
by Evan V. January 18, 2005
BMW
"Bavarian Motor Works"

or

"Bayerische Motoren Werke"
by yipsinbox October 23, 2003
BMW
1. The greatest auto manufacture...period
2. See M3...the best car ever
Damn that M3 just burned that asain excuse for a car!
by Alex December 02, 2003
bmw
Bavarian Motor Works! The illest car company ever! All I have to say is this, have you seen the new M5? Thank you.
Yo! When I grow up, I wanna be pimpim around in an M5!
by AK March 14, 2005
BMW
1. Car Company that during the second world war made aeroplane engines. Now have a selection of top of the range cars
2. Black Mans Willy
1. Mums got a BMW!
2. Dads got another BMW!
by Genjix October 27, 2003

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