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264.
BMW
Black Man's Wheels.
Overrated cars that are no better than a Vectra/Mondeo/etc, but have "brand cachet" (i.e. gullible fools are prepared to pay a lot more to get the same thing, but with a nicer badge).
The interiors are horrible. Claustrophobic (come up very high at the front) and in a really nasty grey/blue plastic.
Often driven by accountants, sales reps and estate agents, which says it all...
BMW dealers treat their customers like scum and have their hands in their customers' pockets at every opportunity.
Don't even touch the X3 or X5 SUVs for towing a horsebox. You would be better off getting the horse to tow the car out of a wet field of grass!
Idiot: I have a brand new BMW 325i.
Me: When will you have paid for this toy?
Idiot: Ehhh, about 10 years after I die.
Me: Enjoy...
by fubarderby September 13, 2006
 
1.
BMW
Possibly the greatest luxury car make.
German, Bayerische Motoren Werke, or in English, Bavarian Motor Works.
Cars in most categories, excluding vans of any sort.
Man! look at that new BMW M5!
That BMW kicks Mercedes' ass.
by "Kane Millard" May 30, 2004
 
2.
BMW
German automobile maker world renown for performance sedans. they practically invented them. ///M models are notorious for going like a porsche and sticking like a lotus. a german mentality and fury burns within their engineers hearts that allows for amazing results without the use of forced induction.
"ah no son!! the lambo just got smoked by a family sedan!"
by Bobby Buche May 25, 2005
 
3.
BMW
As you know, the Ultimate Driving Machine. BMW's combine top performance with quality, to an extreme that no other car manufacture can surpas.

Mercedes-Benz is just BMW's slightly older brother. For the best results, own a Mercdes and a BMW for different moods.
Example 1: (on PA Turnpike)

David: Wow! Did you see that 2005 M5 just rape that 2005 Corvette? How did it do that?

Evan: That's BMW's exquisite enginering. No Jap-crap or American-shit can touch that $80,000 work of art.

Example 2: (10pm/Wawa parking lot)

Jerry: Yo man, you tryin to race me in my just jerked off in 1999 Honda Civic Si? I just got this new multi-colored body kit, and this new exhaust tip thats 1ft in diameter! My shit is set-up.

Evan: Absolutely, you know my stock 1999 BMW M3 will leave your jap-crap in the dust.

Jerry: Yeah right, im gonna send your car right back to Mexico.

Evan: No Jerry, thats where your car was made, mine is pure German.
by Evan V. January 18, 2005
 
4.
BMW
"Bavarian Motor Works"

or

"Bayerische Motoren Werke"
by yipsinbox October 23, 2003
 
5.
BMW
1. The greatest auto manufacture...period
2. See M3...the best car ever
Damn that M3 just burned that asain excuse for a car!
by Alex December 02, 2003
 
6.
bmw
Bavarian Motor Works! The illest car company ever! All I have to say is this, have you seen the new M5? Thank you.
Yo! When I grow up, I wanna be pimpim around in an M5!
by AK March 14, 2005
 
7.
BMW
1. Car Company that during the second world war made aeroplane engines. Now have a selection of top of the range cars
2. Black Mans Willy
1. Mums got a BMW!
2. Dads got another BMW!
by Genjix October 27, 2003