bmw
beautifully made wheels. i bought one at twenty. just wait for a good deal to come around. like someone said in a post before, they do not keep their reselling value for very long. Sooo... buy an early 90's model with very little mileage and then deliver pizzas in it for chump change and then shoot yourself when you look at the amount of money you are making and then you look at the amount of money you are spending on your car, but not because it breaks down a lot (on the contrary) but because it is so awesome that you have to keep making it better with performance parts that are cheaper than replacing the stock parts so you can justify spending so much money! :) have fun street racers with your modded crx's that get melted down to use as brake pads for bmws. the fact that my car is 4 times more heavy but is three times as fast says a lot...
And I also do not think that mercedes can even compare. It's not about how much you spend but what you spend it on.
The fact that almost any bmw is faster than almost any mercedes is point taken. If you want a luxury vehicle that can still compete with almost any other car than get a bimmer. BMW is just not fantasized about by the popular crowd anymore because it not featured in rap "music" videos. AT ALL. I wonder why?
"Man that little white bitch over there driving the bmw and listening to rock music is just a little spoiled brat with rich parents. I doubt that guy even has to work. What a dumb ass he spent all that money on that car when he could have gotten a badass dodge neon with a body kit and spoiler that is like WAY faster!" - Jealous Hater who couldn't be any MORE wrong about anything he says (the white guy driving the bimmer has lived on his own since he was 16 and has paid for everything he has ever had but not through white privilege but because he WORKS for it, works 60 hours or more a week to pay his bills and to live the way he wants to)
by Jerry the race car driver September 11, 2006
BMW
Great German car, until you try to sell one with high mileage. Then you are stuck with the damn thing because it is a 2000 with 94000 miles and even though your price is $7000 below blue book nobody will buy it. Fuck!
by Da Dude October 17, 2003
BMW
the car that loser 10 year old looking kid is sitting in trying to look tough
check it out i'm so gangsta my dad owns a bmw, i'm a trust fund baby!
by nerdling301 January 17, 2005
BMW
a BMW is a BIG MEXICAN WOMAN

MR.lammas my biology teacher tought me this
woah ur moms a BMW !!!!! !!!!! !!!!! !!!! !!!!!
by peanutpeanut October 26, 2006
BMW
Big Mexican Woman.
A particularrly large woman who is mexican
she can also be spanish
Person 1: Ill have a BMW sneak into your room and rape you wahahaha

Person 2: a car?

Person1: Nooo. a Big Mexican Woman...duhh.
by CooCoo la CooCoo Pants September 13, 2007
BMW
Blockhead's (albanian) Main Wheels
All blockheads drive BMWs.
by John Paul October 14, 2003
BMW
Big Mussel Wack
Eat your mussels, you big money waste, love your sister, big monkey women, catch a chic, bitch magnet on wheels, and for the love of god, bite my weener. thanks it was funny! still i love to rat race my 633, Drive!
jimbo
by jimbo January 21, 2004
bmw
stands in German for
"Bring mich Werkstatt"

translated:
"Get me to the repair shop"

Partly bad electronics
Son of a BMW-Owner: "Why is so much room in the garage, when you're here?"
BMW-Owner: "Hmph!"
Wife of a BMW-Owner: "Now, what BMW stands for? Bring mich Werkstatt!"
by SM-Ente May 08, 2007
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