BMT
Bowel Movement (on) Titties: The act of defecating on a woman's breasts prior to, or during the act of sexual intercourse. See Cleveland Steamer.

This acronym is particularly useful in mixed company, or in public.

The phrase developed in a Salt Lake City, UT Subway restaurant when trying to express the attractiveness of one of the cashiers, while not trying to use the phrase "she is so hot, I'd shit on her chest" in public. One of the sandwiches being ordered at the time was the Italian BMT, and the acronym seemed appropriate and was put into use.
Man, she is so hot I would *totally* BMT on her.
by mrmcderm November 14, 2007

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BMT
An abbreviation for Big Man Ting commonly used by kidz on facebook
Boy:BRUV UR a BMT!
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The internet acronym for "biting my tongue." Usually used when a person wants to say something that might be offensive but instead says nothing to avoid conflict.
Person 1: Did you hear Evan is talking to Alyssa again?
Person 2: Are you serious? BMT!
by Staig June 11, 2011

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BMT
"Biting my tongue." A handy quick meme to say something like "I am speechless" or "Can you believe this?"
Forwarding an email to a friend or colleague, with the forwarding message "BMT."
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BMT
BMT is an abbreviation for Black Man's Timing allows for an African/Caribbean to arrive later to a destination than was previously agreeed. This time could be either of the following; fifteen minutes or an hour.

Any time after this is just plain late.
Ahanna: What time are we meeting on Friday?

Johnny: 7 pm, but for you i'll take into account BMT so make that 6pm.
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BMT
big man ting means your doing big people things (adult things)
ex: Jessy: I am going to my boyfriends house today

Tory : yasssss you doing big man things

bmt means doing adult things
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A torturous course and physical training that Singaporean men have to go through at the start of their National Service. They have no choice but to shave their heads bald and be at the mercy of their officers as they learn the basic skills of a soldier.
Ali: Wah, sian! Tomorrow is my first day for BMT. I heard it's damn tiring!
Ong: Ya lah. Not looking forward to it man.
Ali: I hope my girlfriend don't run away with another guy if not I'll hunt him down and kick his ass.
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Bob Marley Time...to smoke an uncontrollable amount of fresno's finest marijuana.
yo yo yo! Before we play madden lets B.M.T fool!
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