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An image file format supported by many programs, including Microsoft Paint. BMP (which comes from the word "bitmap"), is intended for offline use, since BMPs tend to be large in size.
BMPs are not for the web!
by GastonRabbit June 24, 2004
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in my opinion, he is a bit of a goof bmp
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Beta Male Provider. These are the guys who buy women all their drinks, shower them with compliments, drive them around, and are baffled when the females aren't sexually attracted to them. On the other hand, alpha males take care of the female's sexual needs.
Janet's BMP, Joe, keeps giving her flowers, taking her to movies, and is always telling her how intelligent and interesting she is to gain her approval. What Joe doesn't know is she really loves Jake, the bad boy jerk who fulfills all her sexual desires.
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is an acronym for Big Meanie Pants; one who's always mean and disrespectful
Hannah is a bmp, she's always so rude.
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1.an acronim standing for "Buff My Pickle" can also be used in deferent forms ie.-buffed my pickle or buffing my pickle

2.buff my pickle(pickle refering to a dick,cock,or penis)

3.vulgar term-equivialent to "suck my dick"

4.often used by nerds when playing an online game to insult a recently defeated enemy or foe.

5.a way of showing that you are superior to someone in every way
1.owned!!bmp!!
2.this bitch knew she wanted to bmp!!
3.my girl totally bmp last night.
4.i just killed you!!!bmp,bitch!!!
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Many will beleive that it is something Microsoft use to force PDF files into their folder, but no.
It means Big Man's Penis - do not associate with Wade from GTA 5, as he states at his cousin's house (When Trevor overhears them talking about him) he hasn't a very large penis.
"How's your BMP?"
"Ok, how's yours?"
"A bit slow. Too many files for the folders."
"Hmm. Mine has had a lot of action too recently."
"Really? What type of file?"
"The one on yo mamma!"
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Black Man's Pussy.

Often tattooed on white girls who belong to black men.
That young white girl was a virgin when I met her. I took her from her home an me and my boys own her now. She even has "BMP" tattooed around her belly.
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