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13. BMC
Abbreviation for Black Monster Cock
Suck on my BMC bitch!
by The !##& master! Aug 7, 2003 add a video
1. BMC
Acronym for Budweiser Miller Coors. Usually used in a disparaging way to refer to beers that have no flavor and thus must be served ultra-cold to disguise their putrid taste. Also can be used to refer to the people that drink aforementioned crap beers, who think the only purpose behind drinking beer is to get drunk as quickly and cheaply as possible.
I brewed a good summer ale for my barbeque, but since I knew the BMC crowd would be there too, I bought a case of Buttwiper just for them.
2. BMC
Bitch Moan and Complain
(7:26:48 PM) Her: i'm soooooooo cold.
(7:27:25 PM) Him: get a blanket
(7:27:29 PM) Her: no
(7:27:36 PM) Him: ahhaha then don't BMC =]
(7:28:41 PM) Her: oh hell nah!
(7:28:50 PM) Him: ily =]
(7:29:14 PM) Her: i'm gonna shank you
3. BMC
Abbreviation of "big monster cocks", from the "Maximum Penetration" adult movie.
I watched the BMC video clip at least twenty times last night, it's so damn good!
4. Bmc
Be my couple
I want you bmc
5. BMC
Blow me cunt
EX:

Cunt:Hey hows it going Johnny?
Guy: BMC
Cunt: wow um ok -undoes zipper-
Guy: :) That actually worked :DD
6. BMC
Beyond My Career. The next time it needs to be fixed, I'll be retired. See also yp and nmp
...And this will work?
Yes.
For how long?
I'm confident that it will be at least BMC.
-Wasted Talent #417
WastedTalent.ca
7. BMC
Abbreviation for "Blow me Clown.".
I told that asshat to BMC.
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