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5. BLUMF
when you get a blowjob while going for a shit at the same time
guy: fancy a blumf?
girl: whats a blumf?
guy: c'mon into the shitter and i'll show you
1. BLUMF
Big Lipped Ugly Mother Fucker
I walk out of a restaurant when I see BLUMFS in the Kitchen.
by Dave Jan 10, 2004 add a video
2. BLUMF
Big Lipped Ugly Mother Fucker
Your mother is a BLUMF!!!!!!!
3. BLUMF
Stands for Big Lipped Ubangy Mother Fucker. It is not ugly, like the previous example stated. Ubangy is slang for someone of African tribal descent. A deroggatory term for negroes..
-Most basketball players, including Kobe Bryant, Karl Malone, and Gary Payton, are BLUMFs..

-Go collect your well-fare, like a BLUMF.
by racoon wallace Feb 1, 2005 add a video
4. BLUMF
Big Lip Ugly Mother Fucker
God your a fucking BLUMF
by Guy Oct 8, 2003 add a video
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