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Beat you till you bleed 

A threat, designed to convey the how much trouble a child is in and how angry the parent is.
If you smash that toy against the floor again, I'll beat you till you bleed.

Beep when you back up 

When a person accidentally puts their foot in their mouth or otherwise insults someone, or makes everyone aware of an elephant in the room. Then he or she tries overly hard to make the situation better, or cover up their tracks. Like heavy machinery moving backwards, it's definitely noticable.....
"Wow, you really pissed off Cassidy, do you always Beep when you back up?"

beep to beep means you are ready to meet 

what I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.
Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...I will call you a "Beep To Beep Means You Are Ready To Meet".

Beep To Beep Means You Are Ready To Meet 

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.
Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now a "beep to beep means you are ready to meet".

Are you on your nose bleed? 

What you tell a man when he is "PMS'ing" ... Man up!
Dude- Gah! I had the worst day of my life! This went wrong and that happened and then this person called me and I feel like I wanna... la la la la

Chick- Are you on your nose bleed?

Beep, beep your ass! 

A reply used to get back at an angry driver that is honking their horn at you after you have just cut them off. Originating from a shirt in which has Wile.E.Coyote is holding road runner after catching him saying "Beep, Beep your ass".
John- "Hey dude why did you cut that guy off?"
Paul- "I don't know, fuck him."
Other car- "Beep Beep."
Paul- "Ah Beep, beep your ass!"