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Acronym standing for: Body Legs Ass Face Tits BLAFT is the most accurate scale of a woman’s attractiveness known to man. Each category ranges from 1-10; with 1 being the most unattractive physical feature imaginable and 10 being completely flawless, respectively. Each category is completely independent of every other category. After all categories have been judged* by at least 2 persons**, they will be added up and multiplied by two (2). The resulting number will be equivalent to a percentage in where 100% would be the perfect*** woman. *BLAFT only takes into account physical features. Absolutely NO personality or intelligence is taken into account. **BLAFT may only be done by men. No woman is EVER to be made aware of BLAFT. ***It is said that if a woman is accurately judged to be a “100” space and time would unravel. dude 1: "Dude! lets BLAFT that chick walkin her dog, she looks pretty hot."
dude 2: " Alright man, B:7. L:8, A: 8, F:7, T...9!" dude 1: "Ok so shes a... 78." dude 2: "Nicely done. she seemed like an 80's chick, but BLAFT doesnt lie. Still, kudos to you miss 78." |
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Cute, clever, mischevious, rebellious, furry, or some combination thereof. "Last night, my dog ate the latch off of the liquor cabinet and got in and drank all my whiskey." "Aww, he's blaft."
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-verb
To punch in the chest. -noun A punch in the chest. "Ouch! Why you gotta blaft me like that?"
I blafted him so hard, he hit tha flo'. Children punching eachother in the chest... Teacher:"Children, what are you doing?" Students: "Silly teacher, a little blafting never hurt anyone." "Blaft ya later!" "Golly, that blaft really hurt Johnny!" |
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when you go online and make up a word "ubber" is blaft and so are all the other words you make up
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