BJO

Blow Job Optional

Coined by George Carlin in "Men and Women" from "When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?

"... I'm not saying all this stuff to get good with women... although an occasional blow job would be nice. But it's not a requirement - it's optional. BJO - Blow Job Optional."

BJO by Garren1 January 17, 2013

Bjornanotasexual 

Someone who loves Bjorn but in a non-sexual way.

Gabe really is the biggest Bjornanotasexual

Bjornanotasexual by Gabe W.P. January 2, 2022

Bjoink 

A word that means anything, everything, and absolutely nothing. Much akin to the word Smurf (see definition 2)

What the Bjoink?

Bjoink by Bjoink September 11, 2009

Björk cute 

A person who is very attractive in a sort of strange way. This term is used for people who have features that might he off-putting to some, but makes them that much more attractive to others. This term only applies to facial features, and doesn't apply to body types such as overly skinny or fat people.

"She björk cute, so she really fine, just sort of weird" -Aminé

Björk cute by keke_doesn't_love_you September 26, 2018

Bjornayesasexual 

Someone who loves Bjorn but definitely in a sexual way.

Gabe definitely isn’t a bjornayesasexual.

Bjornayesasexual by Gabe W.P. March 22, 2023

Horkin' the Bjork 

1) Reading Animorphs while tripping on hallucinogens and listening to Bjork
2) Masturbating
3) Wrangling a barnyard animal
4) Actually copulating with Bjork

1) "I was Horkin' the Bjork last night when I had an epiphany about life, and how it relates to Elimists."
2) "Dude, lay off Horkin' the Bjork for a while, you're chafing."
3) "Gee, Cletus, the way you're Horkin' the Bjork today we can get off work in time to watch Nascar."
4) "I went to the concert in hopes of Horkin' the Bjork."

Horkin' the Bjork by Chris Flemming October 27, 2007

Bjorkasm 

To, upon reaching sexual climax, utter amazing vocal stylings resembling a certain Icelandic singer

Neighbours were forced to stuff cotton balls in their cats ears every time the woman in 3c had another of her explosive Bjorkasms

Bjorkasm by Nonprophet July 6, 2005